PAGAN NURSERY RHYME Hush little baby don’t you squall Mumma’s gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can’t see beyond Mumma’s gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don’t change your life Mumma’s gonna teach you to levitate And if that astral makes you sick Mumma’s gonna buy you an incense stick And if that pathouli smells to rank She’ll buy you a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don’t float your bones Mumma’s gonna buy you some precious stones And if those gems don’t ease your heart Mumma’s gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go beserk Mumma’s gonna buy you some body work And if your aura still needs kneading Mumma’s gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid Mumma’s gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed Mumma’s gonna take you on a vision quest And if your power animals don’t come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it’s just your karma!